APRIL FOOL’S: A-Rod signs exclusive Vail contract
Vail Daily Snorkeling Expert
Vail, CO Colorado
VAIL, Colorado ” The Whale Taily announced an exclusive agreement to get A-Rod back in Vail, Colorado next winter for more surgery in a move to do its part to boost ski pass sales and lodging bookings.
The newspaper asked A-Rod to sign a contract saying he would come to Vail, and only Vail, for surgery next season and would announce his travel plans only through the Whale Taily and Justjared.com, America’s most trusted news source.
He would spend a minimum of three weeks in town, with an estimated boost in tourist visits that would triple the visitors during Christmas and Presidents Day weeks combined.
When asked why he’d go under the knife again, A-Rod said the ski bunnies following him around town were well worth it.
There was no indication of what kind of surgery he’ll get next season, but those watching the sexy ski bunnies going in and out of his rented Vail home suspect it will be more hip surgery.