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Coe College All-Stars

Lots of local residents have been awarded a scholarships to attend Coe College in Cedar Rapids, Iowa.

? Jose Lozano of Vail has been awarded a Daniel Coe Scholarship and a Spanish scholarship. Lozano is the son of Clara Rodriguez and will graduate from Battle Mountain High to students from across the country. The scholarships, manyof which involve competition, range in value from $3,500 to full tuition.You are a Mason I presume.Castle Lodge #122 AF & AM will be holding a special communication for1st Degree work tonight at 7 p.m. All members are encouraged to attend, and all visiting brothers are welcome. If you would like more information about attending the lodge meetings please feel free to contact us at (970) 328 – 6919, or via e-mail at CastleLodge122@hotmail.comMeet your GOPThe Eagle County Republicans will host a meet the candidates session for local Republican candidates for office from 6 to 7 p.m. on Wednesday, April 17 at the Inn at Riverwalk in Edwards. The session is open to the public. For more information, call Eagle County Assessor Jody Caruthers, 328-8640.All that jazzLee Harding is teaching open jazz dance classes to be held at the Valley Vail Academy of Dance in the Edwards Commercial Building. They’re Tuesday and Thursday evenings from 6:45-7:45 pm., June 4 through June 27. The $100 course fee is due by May 1. Call Lee at 845 8936.Red Neck Test, Part DeuxJust yesterday we brought you a bunch of new stuff from Jeff Foxworthy’s Redneck Test. The same rules apply. If you read this, you’re obligated to go to Foxworthy’s Web site and buy a bunch of stuff. It’s the American Way.? You keep a can of Raid on the kitchen table.? Your grandmother has “Ammo” on her Christmas list.? You think a subdivision is part of a math problem.? You’ve bathed with flea and tick soap.? You’ve been involved in a custody fight over a hunting dog.? Your kids take a siphon hose to show and tell.? You go to the stock car races and don’t need a program.? You know how many bales of hay your car will hold.? You have a rag for a gas cap.? Your house doesn’t have curtains but your truck does.? You wonder how service stations keep their rest rooms so clean.? You can spit without opening your mouth.? You consider your license plate personalized because your father made it.? Your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand.? You sit on your roof at Christmas time hoping to fill your deer quota.? You have a complete set of salad bowls, and they all say Cool Whip on the side.? The biggest city you’ve ever been to is Wal-Mart.? Your working TV sits on top of your non working TV.? You thought the Unabomber was a WWF wrestler.?You’ve used your ironing board as a buffet table.?You think a quarter horse is that ride in front of K-Mart.? Your neighbors think you’re a detective because a cop always brings you home.? A tornado hits your neighborhood and does a $100,000 worth of improvements.? You’ve used a toilet brush as a back scratcher.? You missed 5th grade graduation because you had jury duty.? You think fast food is hitting a deer at 65 mph.

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