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Cynical people called

However, cynical people have stopped by to weigh in on the reality series starring Vail Fire Stud Ryan Sutter. Among the stuff they (not us, nope) said:

“It’s a victory for all the sensitive, poetry loving guys who eat salad even when they don’t have to.”

“How fortunate that they managed to find true love during sweeps week as 30 million people watched.”



“It’s the QVC version of romance. “Attention K-Mart shoppers, we have a Blue Light Special on bachelor hunks in aisle three.’ So she goes shopping, narrows ’em down and finally makes her purchase.”

And again, for all you women who keep calling us for Ryan’s phone number, just in case things don’t work out and he needs to be comforted – knock it off. Ryan was around here for years before all this, and you paid no attention.



And quit asking us where you can get Trista voodoo dolls. You people are awful.

And to Art, who phoned to berate us for our philosophical flexibility regarding Trista, (actually, he called us “flip-flopping chickens***”) you bet we are.

We’re pretty sure they’ll be great together, and will live happily ever after. That’s our story and we’re stickin’ to it.



Movin’ right along.

Middle East mess

Professor Jonathan Adelman will discuss “The Mess in the Middle East: What Went Wrong,” 7:30 p.m. today at the Vail Interfaith Chapel, as part of the Ernest Scheller III Annual Speakers Program sponsored by B’nai Vail. The community is invited to attend one or both discussions. On Saturday, his presentation will focus on “The Arab-Israeli Conflict.” It’s free. Refreshments will be served. For more information call 477-2992.

Not just women

There’s a telemark clinic Sunday at Gold Peak, and it’s for everyone. Somewhere we wrote that it was for only women. Not the case. Call 949-3210.

Birthday brigade

It’s John Tinker’s birthday. If you see him around this spiral arm of the universe, see that he has some happiness.

Salute to the Flappers tonight at the fairgrounds

Eagle County’s seniors remember the 1920s with a Salute to the Flappers. It’s tonight at the Eagle County Fairgrounds Exhibit Hall. Doors open at 4:30 p.m., dinner starts at 5 p.m. Live and lively entertainment will ensue by the Crystal Crackers, a multi-media extravaganza. Door prizes, the Pete Meese Trio, dancing and more fun than the law allows. It’s $5 for folks over 60, $10 for folks under 60, and $25 per family. Chef Steve Carver will crank up the barbecue. Call 328-1005.

Youth rally today

St. Clare of Assisi are hosting a youth rally today, featuring Christian rock star Steve Angrisano. Middle schoolers rally from 2-4 p.m.; high schoolers start at 6 p.m. and go all night. Steve has performed all over North America and Europe, for World Youth Day twice, a bunch of other huge venues, and has five CDs. Call St. Clare and St. Patrick’s youth minister T.J. Harvey, 827-5784.


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