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Hooting and hollering in Vail

Molly Helmreich, Vail

Dear construction workers of Vail,

Thank you for your comments, your stares, your whistles. You make my heart giddy with anticipation each time I walk near a construction site.

Thank you for making me feel self worth for what is truly important: my appearance.

And thank you for taking away my parking at work. It was such a nuisance being able to drive to work on rainy days when I can’t bike. Your vainglorious explanation of why you’re now parking in my spot clarifies everything: “If we cain’t park, we cain’t build.” (sic) You’ve truly made my life more amazing.

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