Now showing at Crossroads Cinema THE 40-YEAR-OLD VIRGIN Cast: Steve Carell, Catherine Keener, Paul Rudd Forty-year-old Andy Stizer (Steve Carell) has done quite a few things in his life. He’s got a cushy job stamping invoices at an electronics superstore, a nice apartment with a proud collection of action figures and comic books, good friends, a nice attitude. But there’s just one thing he hasn’t quite gotten around to doing yet – something most people have done by his age. Andy’s never, ever, ever had sex. So is that such a big deal? Well, for Andy’s buds at the store, it sure is. Although they think he’s a bit of an oddball, there’s certainly a planet full of stranger (and homelier) guys who’ve at least had one go at having a go. They consider it their duty to help Andy. But nothing proves effective enough to lure their friend out of lifelong chastity until he meets Trich (Catherine Keener), a 40-year-old mother of three. Rated R (for pervasive sexual content, language and some drug use)THE GREAT RAID Cast: Benjamin Bratt, Connie Nielsen, James Franco, Joseph Fiennes Set in the Phillippines in 1945, “The Great Raid” tells the true story of the 6th Ranger Battalion, under the command of Lieutenant Colonel Henry Mucci (Benjamin Bratt) and Captain Prince (James Franco) who undertake a daring rescue mission against all odds. Traveling 30 miles behind enemy lines, the 6th Ranger Battalion aims to liberate over 500 American prisoners-of-war from the notorious Cabanatuan Japanese POW camp resulting in the most audacious rescue ever. Rated R (for strong war violence and brief language)SKY HIGH Cast: Kelly Preston, Kurt Russell When you’re the son of the world’s most legendary superhero’s – The Commander (Kurt Russell) and Jetstream (Kelly Preston), there is only one school for you – Sky High, an elite high school that is entrusted with the responsibility of molding today’s power-gifted students into tomorrow’s superheros. The problem is that Will Stonghold (Michael Angarano) is starting with no superpowers of his own and, worst of all, instead of joining the ranks of the “hero” class, he finds himself relegated to being a “sidekick.” Now he must somehow survive his freshman year while dealing with an overbearing gym coach (Bruce Campbell), a bully with superspeed and a dangerous rebel with a grudge (and the ability to shoot fire from his hands) – not to mention the usual angst, parental expectations and girl problems that accompany teenage life. But when an evil villain threatens his family, friends and the very sanctity of Sky High, Will must use his newfound superpowers to save the day and prove himself a “hero” worthy of the family tradition. Rated PG (for action violence and some mild language)Now Showing at Cascade TheatreTHE CONSTANT GARDENER Cast: Ralph Fiennes, Rachel Weisz, Danny Huston, Bill Nighy In a remote area of Northern Kenya, activist Tessa Quale (Rachel Weisz) is found brutally murdered. Tessa’s companion, a doctor, appears to have fled the scene, and the evidence points to a crime of passion. Members of the British High Commission in Nairobi assume that Tessa’s widower, their mild-mannered and unambitious colleague Justin Quale Rralph Fiennes), will leave the matter to them. They could not be more wrong. Haunted by remorse and jarred by rumors of his late wife’s infidelities, Quayle surprises everyone by embarking on a personal odyssey that will take him across three continents. Using his privileged access to diplomatic secrets, he will risk his own life, stopping at nothing to uncover and expose the truth — a conspiracy more far-reaching and deadly than Quale could ever have imagined. Rated R (for language, some violent images and sexual content/nudity)THE BROTHERS GRIMM Cast: Matt Damon, Heath Ledger, Monica Belluci “The Brothers Grimm” stars Matt Damon and Heath Ledger as Wilhelm and Jacob Grimm, the legendary brothers who gave us our favorite fairy tales. The film follows them on an enchanted adventure set in a world of heroes and villians. Now the Brothers Grimm are about to confront all that their imaginations brought to life, as they are caught in an epic battle between fantasy and reality. Rated PG-13 (for violence, frightening sequences and brief suggestive material)Now showing atRiverwalk Theatre: The 40-YEAR-OLD VIRGIN Rated RSKY HIGH Rated PGMARCH OF THE PENGUINS Cast: The Emperor Penguins; narrated by Morgan Freeman In the Antarctic, every March since the beginning of time, the quest begins to find the perfect mate and start a family. This courtship will begin with a long journey – a journey that will take them hundreds of miles across the continent by foot, in freezing cold temperatures, in brittle, icy winds and through deep, treacherous waters. They will risk starvation and attack by dangerous predators, under the harshest conditions on earth, all to find true love. Rated G (all audiences)THE TRANSPORTER 2 Cast: Jason Staham Mercenary Frank Martin (Jason Staham), who specializes in moving goods of all kinds, makes an impact upon his arrival in the United States, delivering the same type of high octane, low brains action that was showcased in the original “Transporter.” Rated PG-13 (for intense sequences of violent action, sexual content, partial nudity and brief language)WEDDING CRASHERS Cast: Vince Vaughn, Owen Wilson, Rahel McAdams, Christopher Walken “Wedding Crashers” stars Vince Vaughn and Owen Wilson as divorce mediators and lifelong friends who have never met a wedding they couldn’t get themselves into. Guided by a secret set of wedding crashing “rules,” the pair find their way into a different wedding and different bridesmaid’s heart every week. But when they crash the social event of the season, one of them falls for the engaged daughter (Rachel McAdams) of an influential and eccentric politician (Christopher Walken) and decides to break the “rules” in pursuit of her. This leads to a wild weekend at her family’s palatial estate where the ultimate “Crashers” quickly find themselves in way over their heads. Rated R (for sexual content/nudity and language)SKELETON KEY Cast: Kate Hudson, Peter Sarsgaard, Gena Rowlands, John Hurt Set largely in the dark, atmospheric backwoods just outside New Orleans, “The Skeleton Key” stars Kate Hudson as Caroline, a live-in nurse hired to care for an elderly woman’s (Gena Rowlands) ailing husband (John Hurt) in their home, a foreboding and decrepit Gothic mansion in the Louisiana delta. Intrigued by the enigmatic couple, their mysterious and secretive ways and their rambling house, Caroline begins to explore the old mansion. Armed with a skeleton key that unlocks every door, she discovers a hidden attic room that holds a deadly and terrifying secret. Peter Sarsgaard portrays Luke, the local attorney working on the couple’s estate, and Joy Bryant plays Jill, Caroline’s best friend. Rated PG-13 (for violence, disturbing images, some partial nudity and thematic material)Now showing at Capitol Theatre:TRANSPORTER 2 Rated PG-13WEDDING CRASHERS Rated RDUKES OF HAZARD Cast: Johnny Knoxville, Sean William Scott, Jessica Simpson, Burt Reynolds, Willie Nelson This action comedy is based on the hit television series that ran from 1979-85. Set in the present day, “The Dukes of Hazard” follows the adventures fo “good old boy” cousins Bo (Sean William Scott) and Luke (Johnny Knoxville) Duke who, with the help of their eye-catching cousin Daisy (Jessica Simpson) and moonshine-running Uncle Jesse (Willie Nelson), try to save the family farm from being destroyed by Hazzard County’s corrupt commissioner Boss Hogg (Burt Reynolds). Their efforts constantly find the “Duke Boys” eluding authorities in “The General Lee,” their famed 1969 orange Dodge Charger that keeps them one step ahead of the dimwitted antics of the small Southern town’s sheriff Roscoe P. Coltrane (M.C. Gainey). Rated PG-13 (for sexual content, crude and drug-related humor, language and comic action violence)VALIANT Voices: Ewan McGregor, Ricky Gervis, Tim Curry, Jim Broadbent, Hugh Laurie, John Cleese, John Hurt From the producers of “Shrek” and Shrek 2,” comes this high-flying computer-animated comedy-adventure tale of a brave-but-undersized pigeon named Valiant (voiced by Ewan McGregor), who dreams of joining the elite Royal Homing Pigeon Service (RHPS) and serving crown and country during World War II. Rated G (all audiences)RED EYE Cast: Rachel McAdams, Cillian Murphy, Brian Cox; directed by Wes Craven Lisa Reisert (Rachel McAdams) hates to fly, but the terror that awaits her on the night flight to Miami has nothing to do with a fear of flying. Moments after takeoff, Lisa’s seatmate, Jackson (Cillian Murphy), menacingly reveals the real reason he’s on board: He is an operative in a plot to kill a rich and powerful businessman – and Lisa is the key to its success. If she refuses to cooperate, her own father will be killed by an assassin awaiting a call from Jackson. Trapped within the confines of a jet at 30,000 feet, Lisa has nowhere to run and no way to summon help without endangering her father, her fellow passengers and her own life. As the miles tick by, Lisa knows she is runnning out of time as she desperately looks for a way to thwart her ruthless captor and stop a terrible murder. Rated PG-13 (for some intense sequences of violence and language)
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