Scariest Kayaking Hole
It’s therapy when folks who scream through the Eagle River’s Dowd Chutes versions of black holes. They’re dealing with their thrill issues. The only reason they aren’t diving into the holes from the cliffs above is that they’re pretty sure they don’t see Christie Brinkley waiting for them in the hot springs below. That’s mostly because there aren’t any hot springs, and Christie Brinkley has better sense than to stand in water that cold. If you’re running that stretch of river in the spring, the water was snow about 20 minutes ago.
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