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Town Talk

Happy eighth birthday to our favorite dorkus malorkus, Brynn. We love you. All your friends and family!

A huge New Year’s thanks to the jerk that walked off the bus with my backpack last night. Way to start off your new year as a thief. I hope you realize that it’s on video from the bus security camera. Return it to the transportation center and no charges will be pressed ” you can even keep the cheap bottle of champagne that was inside. Oh, the eyeglasses probably aren’t your prescription, and the keys wont open any of your doors. There is really no reason for you to keep it, except for the iPod, and that’s just plain mean to take a man’s music. Return it or you will be arrested.

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