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Jelly, a 2-year-old blue heeler mix, ran off Saturday at Ford Park in Vail. She is black and white, and very shy. Anyone with any information, please call 827-4173. We love her and miss her very much.

Wise words from wise kids

– Never trust a dog to watch your food. – Patrick, age 10

– When your dad is mad and asks you, “Do I look stupid?” don’t answer him. – Michael, 14

– Never tell your mom her diet’s not working. – Michael, 14

– Stay away from prunes. – Randy, 9

– Never allow your three-year old brother in the same room as your school assignment. – Traci, 14

– Puppies still have bad breath, even after eating a tic tack. – Andrew, 9

– Never hold a dust buster and a cat at the same time. – Kyoto, 9

– You can’t hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk. – Armor, 9

– If you want a kitten, start out by asking for a horse. – Naomi, 15

– Felt markers are not good to use as lipstick. – Lauren, 9

– Don’t pick on your sister when she’s holding a baseball bat. – Joel, 10

– Never try to baptize a cat. – Eileen, 8

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