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Happy 90th Birthday Anna Micka! Love from Fran and Phil, John and Mary Ann, Beth, Vicki, Kenny, Adam and all your adoring family and friends. We love you very much and wish you many more years of good health and happiness!

Birthday Brigade

n Happy birthday, David! We love you, Mom, Dad, Matthew, Riley and Nermal.

n Of you see the handsome, rich Caradonna at Fiesta’s, wish him a very happy birthday. Hope it’s great. Princess P.

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Barz memorial April 30

A memorial service for former Eagle County Clerk Max Barz will be held Friday, April 30, at 1 p.m. at Sunset View Cemetery in Eagle. Friends are invited to attend and pay their respects to the family.

Da rules

We’re guys, and there are a few things we’d like to get off our chests.

Rule 1: Anything we said six or eight months ago is inadmissible in an argument. All comments become null and void after seven days.

Rule 2: If we say something that can be interpreted in two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other way.

Rule 3: It is in neither your best interest or ours to make us take those stupid Cosmo quizzes together.

Rule 4 : You can either ask us to do something OR tell us how you want it done – not both.

Rule 6: Christopher Columbus didn’t need directions and neither do we.

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