n Happy birthday, David! We love you, Mom, Dad, Matthew, Riley and Nermal.
n Of you see the handsome, rich Caradonna at Fiesta’s, wish him a very happy birthday. Hope it’s great. Princess P.
Barz memorial April 30
A memorial service for former Eagle County Clerk Max Barz will be held Friday, April 30, at 1 p.m. at Sunset View Cemetery in Eagle. Friends are invited to attend and pay their respects to the family.
We’re guys, and there are a few things we’d like to get off our chests.
Rule 1: Anything we said six or eight months ago is inadmissible in an argument. All comments become null and void after seven days.
Rule 2: If we say something that can be interpreted in two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other way.
Rule 3: It is in neither your best interest or ours to make us take those stupid Cosmo quizzes together.
Rule 4 : You can either ask us to do something OR tell us how you want it done – not both.
Rule 6: Christopher Columbus didn’t need directions and neither do we.