The loyal alumni of Battle Mountain High School are getting together over the July 4th weekend in Vail. It’s for anyone who graduated before 1990. You get all kinds of activities including a fireworks party, picnics, a chance to see how much better you’re doing than everyone else and how your old boyfriends turned fat and bald. They’re also doing a Blast from the Past 1980s Prom Night.
Community Pride Cleanup
You are required to volunteer for the Community Pride Highway Clean Up, today. The happy Clean Up crew manages to round up about 3,000 bags of trash every year, and has a darned fine time doing it, followed by the fabulous volunteer party at the Lazy J Ranch. The Eagle River Watershed Council runs the show, and we’re proud to be part of any event that does not include a silent auction. Call Caroline Bradford Eagle River Watershed Council, 827-5406.
Democrat movie night
The Eagle County Democrats are doing Movie Night at 6:40 p.m., Wednesday, May 7, at Eagle’ Capitol Theater. It’s Michael Moore’s Academy Award winning They’re getting together for stimulating conversation and coffee afterward at the Broadway Grill on Broadway in Eagle. Local Democrat Deity Deb Marquez is running the show, and says it’s not limited to only those who agree with Michael Moore. Opposing viewpoints will round out the discussion. “Although we do discourage Republicans from attending!” says Marquez.
RSVP to 970-926-9096, email@example.com. Dem Club Members are $6, Non-Members $7.Join the Dem Club at the Dem Cinco de Mayo booth this Saturday in Edwards. They also have babysitting.
You’re smarter than this
Our buddy Terry sent this to us, probably poking fun at people who bothered him at his law practice. They’re some of the Top Idiots of 2002. Each year has its own silliness.
n Early this year, some Boeing employees on the airfield decided to steal a life raft from one of the 747s. They were successful in getting it out of the plane and home. Shortly after they took it for a float on the river, they noticed a Coast Guard helicopter coming towards them. It turned out that the chopper was homing in on the emergency locator beacon that activated when the raft was inflated. They are no longer employed at Boeing.
And then there’s this one.
n A true story out of San Francisco: A man, wanting to rob a downtown Bank of America, walked into the branch and wrote “this iz a stikkup. Put all your muny in this bag.” While standing in line, waiting to give his note to the teller, he began to worry that someone had seen him write the note and might call the police before he reached the teller’s window. So he left the Bank of America and crossed the street to Wells Fargo. After waiting a few minutes in line, he handed his note to the Wells Fargo teller. She read it and, surmising from his spelling errors that he wasn’t the brightest light in the harbor, told him that she could not accept his stickup note because it was written on a Bank of America deposit slip and that he would either have to fill out a Wells Fargo deposit slip or go back to Bank of America.
Looking somewhat defeated, the man said, “OK” and left. He was arrested a few minutes later, as he was waiting in line back at Bank of America.
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