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Town Talk

Howdy and welcome to Town Talk, the column that agrees with the Infantry Journal when it says, “If your attack is going too well, your walking into an ambush.”

– Corey Marshall Floyd, of Vail. Floyd received a bachelor of fine arts degree in photography. He is the son of Katy Floyd and David Floyd.

– Kenna Marie Ryman, of Vail. Ryman received a bachelor of fine arts degree in graphic design. She is the daughter of Renee Ryman and Chris Ryman.

– Corey also finished strong, making the Dean’s List Marshall Floyd. He’s still a photography major from Vail, and is still the beloved offspring of David Floyd and Katy Floyd.

– Kenna Marie also finished with a flourish. She’s designing stuff to kick Andy Warhol right out pop culture, and her parental units, Chris Ryman and Renee Ryman, are just busting with pride.

Scum Alert

Some immoral dirtbag stole Sally’s (Ca girl’s boat) blue Dagger Vengeance from under a log jam in Gore Creek. This, she says, was obviously premedicated theft. May the river gods show you no mercy, whether or not you’re a boater. Bad Karma is now your middle name. Any regrets of info, call 476-7802.

Scum Alert, Too

Dawn asks what scum would have the nerve to cut her straps and steal her blue/green Dagger Ego kayak right off her car, the night of June 29 in Eagle-Vail. Bad karma. The river gods will get you. Any info call 376-1568.

Gratuitous Clinton bashing

Jay Leno opines: “Hillary Clinton has finished her memoirs for publication next year, while Bill has barely finished the first chapter. Well, in all fairness, fiction is a lot harder to write.”

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