Howdy and welcome to Town Talk, the column that offers this helpful holiday traveling tip: “That journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and a leaky tire.”
Movin’ straight into it.
Yesterday, Arnold was inaugurated and Rush returned.
– No word on whether Californians are planning to invade Poland or France, or maybe annex Oregon. Most Californians would rather annex France, and they figure Oregon would offer more resistance.
– It’s no wonder Californians like Arnold. They like Clinton and he groped everybody, too.
– As for Rush, if we had to listen to him all day every day, we’d gobble painkiller, too.
Congratulations to Natalie Spohrer, 2003 graduate of Battle Mountain High
School for receiving the University of Puget Sound Dean’s Scholarship. The
BMHS community is proud of her accomplishments.