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Happy birthday Sara!
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Cheers to OUR birthday and Celine! Thank you for everything! Keep smiling! Love, “A”.

Local guys do good

Scott Ligouri, a sophomore at Coe College, and Nicholas Spanel of Avon, a junior, kicked some serios grass as part of their college’s Kohawk men’s soccer team. Ligouri, the son of Jill Winberg and Gennaro Ligouri, is a 2002 graduate of Battle Mountain High School.



Spanel, the son of Jeffery Spanel and Claudia Nelson, is a 2001 graduate of Battle Mountain High School.

The men’s soccer team is coached by Brad Stiles who has been at



Coe as head men’s soccer coach for three years.

Baroque to the Beatles

Eagle Valley Christian Academy is running a music and lecture series: “A Survey of Western Music, series I: From Baroque to The Beatles,” and they want you there. It’s a weekly concert and lecture series that will be held on Tuesdays from 2:30-3 p.m. in the chapel at Eagle Valley Christian Academy, 39209 Hwy 6 in Eagle-Vail, where Vail Bible Church is located. The coordinator of this series is Britt Herrington, a gifted multi-instrumentalist who studied violin at the University of North Texas and received his Bachelors of Music in Piano Performance from Dallas Baptist University.



Invest a half hour and improve yourself.

The schedule goes like this:

Dec. 2 – Beatles

Dec. 9 – Post-Beatles

How to Tell the Sex of a Fly

A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter.

“What are you doing?” She asked.

“Hunting Flies” He responded.

“Oh. Killing any?” She asked.

“Yep, 3 males, 2 Females,” he replied.

Intrigued, she asked. “How can you tell?”

He responded, “3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone.”

Love your job

You may have tough days at your job and want to walk. Try this.

On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy and go to the thermometer section and purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson and Johnson. Be very sure you get this brand.

When you get home, lock your doors, draw the curtains and disconnect the phone so you will not be disturbed. Change into very comfortable clothing and lie down on your bed. Open the package and remove the thermometer. Now, carefully place it on the bedside table so that it will not become chipped or broken.

Take out the literature and read it carefully. You will notice that in small print there is a statement, “Every rectal thermometer made by Johnson and Johnson is personally tested”.

Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times: “I am so glad I do not work for quality control at Johnson and Johnson.”

There. Now don’t you like your job more?


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