Town Talk for Monday, July 15, 2000 |

Town Talk for Monday, July 15, 2000

We messed up by leaving out the most important name in this list, that of Jolie Jelacia Fazio, who’s proclaiming thanks to all these wonderful people. So here it is again.

Dear Seven, Mic, Felix, Vickie, Tracey, Moonie, Kellita, Scott, Mike D., Doug, Di, Nina, Kacy at Click Hair, Mattie, Hec-T, Kacy, Lynn, Wojak, Beef, Megan, Bob, Kevin, Kermit the Curt, Bum, Julie K. and Family, Lisa, Uncle, Donovan, Hari, Eric, Dr. Wignall, Dr. Kavocevich, Dr. Bentenhousen, Dr. Roth, Haalen, Carmie, P. Train, Steadman Crew, all my great clients, George McNeil, FOVG crew, the nice cashier at City Market who wears a hat, Prestige Cleaners, Cindy at Cedars, Carrie and Crew at Avon Liquors, Rob and Crew at APR, Sign On Crew, Freddie, Johnny Mac, Woody, MB, Andy, Leigh, Justin, Lisa, Michael, and anyone else I have forgotten. Thank you so much for the past 10 years! You have all touched me deeply and you will be missed dearly. Do you think running a marathon, getting married, quitting my job of six years and moving is a bit much for one month? Thank you again for all of your love and support over the years.

Real Dumb criminals

Some of our favorite stupid criminal stories.


Police in Los Angeles had good luck with a robbery suspect who just

couldn’t control himself during a lineup. When detectives asked each man in the lineup to repeat the words, “Give me all your money or I’ll shoot,” the man shouted, “That’s not what I said!”


A man spoke frantically into the phone, “My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart!”

“Is this her first child?” thedoctor asked.

“No!” the man shouted, “This is her husband!”


In Modesto, California, Steven Richard King was arrested for trying to hold up a Bank of America branch without a weapon. King used a thumb and a finger to simulate a gun, but unfortunately, he failed to keep his hand in his pocket.

And they still haven’t paid their legal fees?

Clinton Memoirs

Bill Clinton is getting $12 million for his memoirs, and Hillary got $8 million for hers.

That’s $20 million for two people who for eight years repeatedly testified they couldn’t remember anything.

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