The Grinch who stole Christmas (trees). Do you have any idea how much time you have to spend in purgatory for stealing Christmas trees from a Catholic school? Centuries, at least, and the Catholics don’t even believe in purgatory any more. Here’s the deal. Some Grinch stole a 7-foot Christmas tree and a 40-inch wreath from St. Clair of Assisi school in Edwards. Every year, the St. Clair kids raise a bunch of money to take a tour of the best monuments in this part of the country. The tree is worth $100 and the wreath is worth $90. If you know who took them, call Sheryl at 970-343-2747. They’re willing to forgive you, but you have to bring their greenery back.