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Tai Chi Chuan

Instructor Daryl Pennington will provide training in Wu and Chen style Tai Chi Chuan. Meditation and Chi Kung (energy exercise) will also be included. This session will be geared toward the beginner, with advanced levels to progress through in subsequent sessions. Classes will be held on Tuesdays from 7:30-8:30 p.m., starting May 21 and running through June 25. Cost is $60 per session. Register at the Avon Recreation Center. For info, call 748-4060.

Gargantuan garage sales

A couple summer extravaganzas are coming up.

n The Great Masonic Garage Sale is Father’s Day Weekend (June 15-16) at the Masonic Lodge in Eagle. They’re doing free pickup. The money goes to their scholarship fund. The last time these guys did one, it had cars and motorcycles in it. For pickup or information, call 328-6596

n Resource Center/Buddies Program is hosting one that same weekend. They’re raising money for general wonderfulness, and also to help pay for their new safehouse. For more info, call 949-7097.

Letter perfect

These came to us from someone with waaayyy too much time on their hands.

With no letters left over, and using each letter only once, they made this stuff up.

George Bush: When you rearrange the letters: He bugs Gore

Dormitory: When you rearrange the letters: Dirty Room

Evangelist: When you rearrange the letters: Evil’s Agent

Desperation: When you rearrange the letters: A Rope Ends It

The Morse Code: When you rearrange the letters: Here Come Dots

Slot Machines: When you rearrange the letters: Cash Lost in em

Animosity: When you rearrange the letters: Is No Amity

Mother-in-law: When you rearrange the letters: Woman Hitler

Snooze Alarms: When you rearrange the letters: Alas! No More Z’s

A Decimal Point: When you rearrange the letters: I’m a Dot in Place

The Earthquakes: When you rearrange the letters: That Queer Shake

Eleven plus two: When you rearrange the letters: Twelve plus one

And for the grand finale: PRESIDENT CLINTON OF THE USA:

It can be rearranged (With no letters left over, and using each letter only once) into:

– TO COPULATE HE FINDS INTERN


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