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Tai Chi Chuan
Instructor Daryl Pennington will provide training in Wu and Chen style Tai Chi Chuan. Meditation and Chi Kung (energy exercise) will also be included. This session will be geared toward the beginner, with advanced levels to progress through in subsequent sessions. Classes will be held on Tuesdays from 7:30-8:30 p.m., starting May 21 and running through June 25. Cost is $60 per session. Register at the Avon Recreation Center. For info, call 748-4060.
Gargantuan garage sales
A couple summer extravaganzas are coming up.
n The Great Masonic Garage Sale is Father’s Day Weekend (June 15-16) at the Masonic Lodge in Eagle. They’re doing free pickup. The money goes to their scholarship fund. The last time these guys did one, it had cars and motorcycles in it. For pickup or information, call 328-6596
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n Resource Center/Buddies Program is hosting one that same weekend. They’re raising money for general wonderfulness, and also to help pay for their new safehouse. For more info, call 949-7097.
Letter perfect
These came to us from someone with waaayyy too much time on their hands.
With no letters left over, and using each letter only once, they made this stuff up.
George Bush: When you rearrange the letters: He bugs Gore
Dormitory: When you rearrange the letters: Dirty Room
Evangelist: When you rearrange the letters: Evil’s Agent
Desperation: When you rearrange the letters: A Rope Ends It
The Morse Code: When you rearrange the letters: Here Come Dots
Slot Machines: When you rearrange the letters: Cash Lost in em
Animosity: When you rearrange the letters: Is No Amity
Mother-in-law: When you rearrange the letters: Woman Hitler
Snooze Alarms: When you rearrange the letters: Alas! No More Z’s
A Decimal Point: When you rearrange the letters: I’m a Dot in Place
The Earthquakes: When you rearrange the letters: That Queer Shake
Eleven plus two: When you rearrange the letters: Twelve plus one
And for the grand finale: PRESIDENT CLINTON OF THE USA:
It can be rearranged (With no letters left over, and using each letter only once) into:
– TO COPULATE HE FINDS INTERN
