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Letter: More advice on neighbor’s crappy behavior

For several days, collect the offensive droppings in a paper bag. The fresher the better. When you know your neighbor is home, place the bag at his front door. Set the bag on fire, ring the doorbell and exit quickly. When he opens the door, his first inclination will be to stomp out the flames. With any luck, he will be wearing shoes with a deep tread.

Nancy Schmitt

Eagle