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Vail Daily letter: Some suggestions

Dear Avon ,

I don’t live in your town, but having experienced the new traffic mall you created, I thought I’d offer some new names for the road. Please feel free to use any of the following suggestions, I think you’ll find they all apply.

• WTF Way

• Personal Injury Parkway

• Asinine Avenue

• Bad Idea Boulevard

• Dead Tourist Drive

• Liability Lane

• Confusion Court

• Ridiculous Road

• Stupid Street

No need to thank me, always happy to help our “special needs” downvalley governments.

Rick Silverman