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Snoop Libs

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You’ve all heard of Mad Libs, right? Well, this is the part of our Snoop tribute where we were going to reprint some of our favorite Snoop lyrics, but then we read them on paper and, well, let’s just say we’d have needed a good team of lawyers (not to mention new jobs) to get this stuff printed. So instead here are some wizzuderful, wizzacky Snoop Libs. In case you’ve forgotten what nouns, verbs and izzles are, here’s some help:An ADJECTIVE describes something or somebody. Wack and Dope are adjectives.An ADVERB tells how something is done. It modifies a verb and usually ends in “ly”. Wackly and Dopely are adverbs (bad adverbs, but adverbs none the less).A NOUN is the name of a person, place or thing. Gin, juice, Dr. Dre and Compton are nouns.A VERB is an action word. Pimpin’ and Scratchin’ are verbs.An EXCLAMATION is any sort of shout, grunt, or cheer. Word! Damn! Wha da’ fizzle!?! are exclamations.An IZZLE is any word with IZZLE in it. Dizzle and Shizzle are izzles.Alright, enough already, you get the idea. Now sit down at The Club and tell your friend before he/she peeks to give you some nouns, verbs and izzles. Then fill in the blanks and read the results aloud and find out what a massive tool your friend is.”Gin & Juice”Later on that dayMy homey Dr. A friend of yours came through with a gang of alcoholic beverage.And a _Izzle_ J of some adjective chronic that made me __verb___._exclamation_, this ain’t no joke.I had to back up off of it and sit my cup down alcoholic beverage and chronic, yeah I’m _adjective_ up now But it ain’t no stoppin, I’m still poppin’._Your friend_ got some _term for a group of females_ from the city of your home town .To serve me, not with a __fruit__ on top,Cause when I bust my _part of body_, I’m raisin up off the cot,Don’t get upset girl, that’s just how it goes,I don’t love you _noun_, I’m out the do’,And I’ll be __verb__ down the street, smokin _illegal drug_, sippin on alcoholic beverage and juice.Laid back with my mind on my _noun_ and my same noun on my mind.”Drop it Like it’s Hot”I’m a _noun_, but y’all knew that,Da Big Bo$$ _your name_, yeah I had to do that,I keep a _color_ flag hanging out my backside,But only on the left side, yeah that’s the _famous street gang_ side,Ain’t no other way to __verb__ the __noun__ the way I play,I __verb__ so much you thought I was a __noun__S-N double O-P, D-O double GI can’t fake it, just break it, and when I take it,See I specialize in making all the _plural noun_ get nakedSo bring your friends, all of y’all come insideWe got a _adjective_ premiere right here, now get live!So don’t change the _Izzle_, turn it up a littleI got a __noun__ full of fine dime __Izzle__Waiting on the __Izzle__, the __Izzle__ and the __Izzle__G’s to the bizzack, now ladies here we gizzoWhen the __noun__ in the crib maDrop it like it’s __adjective__Drop it like it’s __adjective__Drop it like it’s __adjective__When the _plural noun_ try to get at yaPark it like it’s __adjective__Park it like it’s __adjective__Park it like it’s __adjective__And if a _noun_ get a attitudePop it like it’s __adjective__Pop it like it’s __adjective__Pop it like it’s __adjective__.

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